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By Alexander T. Newport

Library Hell
A little slice of existence from an internal urban library in twenty first century Britain.

A miniature radio sitcom.
19 episodes.
Each episode is nearly five (five) mins in size.
Intended for a weekly Episode comedy convey; one episode in line with week---or, to be used as filler while usually scheduled courses were interrupted.

The Cast:
Mrs. Wicks – Library Assistant – forty five – beautiful, buxom, mean-spirited, domineering.
Mr. Hastings – Library Asst.– sixty one – huge & Gruff. Retired sea captain. Closet gay.
Mortimer – Library Assistant – 21 – narrow, well mannered, Stutters, Heterosexual.
Pauline – Library Assistant – fifty three – basically great and pleasant. Grandmother.
Mr. Bell – Library Assistant – 33 – Monotone, Deadpanned, Stoner.

The library doesn't have a supervisor or manager. the former supervisor hand over six years in the past and the council hasn't ever been arsed to switch her. therefore, Mrs. Wicks has taken it upon herself to act as if she is liable. Mortimer and Mr. Bell don't brain this, yet Pauline and Mr. Hastings resent it simply because she is at the similar pay grade as them and hasn't ever been formally declared their superior.

The gist of every episode comprises a number of of the next elements:
---Rude client service.
---Staff & patron bullying.
---Malicious incorrect information and outright lies.
---Despicable publication titles (DVDs, too).
---No patron satisfaction.

Library Hell can comfortably be switched over for an American construction & viewers. This library scenario comedy is common yet for a few nearby British slang, words, and names. it is no colossal deal. the writer could be chuffed to make the conversions for severe producers.

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